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A Very Mangled Christmas

by Mangled Carpenter

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1.
Christmas time here again 
Snowfall on the ground 
Let the drums start pounding
 Celebrate it loud 

Merry Christmas 
Christ is born 
Merry Christmas 
Satan scorned 
Merry Christmas 
Santa brings 
Lots of presents 
Krampus screams

 Put up the tree real nice 
String up the lights 
Red, green, blue so bright 
Flicker through the night

 

Merry Christmas 
Christ is born 
Merry Christmas 
Satan scorned 
Merry Christmas 
Santa brings 
Lots of presents 
Krampus screams

 Merry Christmas 
Mangled Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Mangled Christmas
 
Stockings hung, presents wrapped 
Reindeer bring the toys 
Krampus still punishes
 Naughty girls and boys 

Merry Christmas 
Christ is born 
Merry Christmas 
Satan scorned 
Merry Christmas 
Santa brings 
Lots of presents 
Krampus screams 

Merry Christmas 
Mangled Christmas 
Merry Christmas 
Mangled Christmas 

Have yourself a little merry mangled Christmas
2.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
 Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 

Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way 
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 
Slashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh 
O’er the fields we go laughing all the way
 Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright 
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
3.
God rest ye merry, gentlemen, 
Let nothing you dismay, 
Remember Christ our Savior 
Was born on Christmas Day;
 To save us all from Satan's power
 When we were gone astray. 
O tidings of comfort and joy, 
Comfort and joy, 
O tidings of comfort and joy! 

From God our heavenly Father 
A blessed angel came; 
Unto certain shepherds 
Brought tiding of the same;
 How that in Bethlehem was born
 The Son of God by name. 
O tidings of comfort and joy, 
Comfort and joy, 
O tidings of comfort and joy! 
The shepherds at those tidings
 Rejoiced much in mind, 
And left their flocks a-feeding 
In tempest, storm and wind: 
And went to Bethlehem
 This blessed bade to find. 
O tidings of comfort and joy,
 Comfort and joy 
O tidings of comfort and joy
 
Now to the Lord sing praises,
 All you within this place, 
And with true love and brotherhood 
Each other now embrace
4.
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Christmas is all around me, and so the feeling grows It's written in the wind, It's everywhere I go, So if you really love Christmas, C'mon and let it snow? You know I love Christmas I always will My mind's made up The way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end Cuz on Christmas, You can depend You gave your presents to me And I gave mine to you I need Santa beside me In everything I do You know I love Christmas I always will My mind's made up The way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end Cuz on Christmas, You can depend Cuz on Christmas, You can depend Christmas all around Christmas all around I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Christmas all around me And so the feeling grows It's written in the wind It's everywhere I go So if you really love C'mon and let it show C'mon and let it show!
5.
What's This 02:00
What's this? What's this?
 There's color everywhere 
What's this? 
There's white things in the air 
What's this? What’s this? 
I can't believe my eyes 
I must be dreaming 
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair 
What's this? What's this? What's this?
 There's something very wrong
 What's this? 
There's people singing songs 
What's this? 
The streets are lined with little creatures laughing 
Everybody seems so happy 
Have I possibly gone daffy? 
What is this? What's this? 

There's children throwing snowballs 
Instead of throwing heads
 They're busy building toys 
And absolutely no one's dead
 There's frost on every window 
Oh, I can't believe my eyes 
And in my bones I feel the warmth 
That's coming from inside
 Oh, look
 What's this? 
They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss 
Why that looks so unique, inspired
 They're gathering around to hear a story 
Roasting chestnuts on a fire
 What's this? 

What's this? 
In here they've got a little tree, how queer 
And who would ever think? 
And why? 
Covering with tiny things 
Electric lights on strings 

Correct me if I'm wrong 
Could it be I got my wish? 
What's this? 

Oh my, what now? 
The children are asleep
 But look, there's nothing underneath 
No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them or ensnare them
Only little cozy things, secure inside their dreamland
 What's this? 

The monsters are all missing
 And the nightmares can't be found 
And in their place there seems 
To be good feeling all around 
Instead of screams
 I hear music in the air 
Smell of cakes and pies 
Absolutely everywhere 

Sights, the sounds
 They're everywhere around 
Never felt this good before 
Empty place inside has been filling up 
Simply cannot get enough 
I want it for my own
 What is this place I’ve have found?

 What's this? 
What's this? 
What's this? 
What's this? 
What's this? 
What is this?

6.
We take what we want, we do anything that we wish
 We got no respect for animal, birdy or fish 
The grass does not grow on the places where we stop and stand
Riverbottom Nightmare Band

 We know we're a mess but I does not like to be clean
 We don't brush our teeth 'cause our toothache can help us stay mean
 We don't wish to learn but we hate what we don't understand 
Riverbottom Nightmare Band

 When you see us comin' you better startin' runnin' 
We're always startin' trouble and we're happiest when things are outta hand
 Rivers are for boilin', parties are for spoilin'
 We either like to sit and pout or terrorize our land
 Riverbottom Nightmare Band

 We laugh in your face or we practice our growl and our sneer
 We break up your place, we are dangerous when we are near
 And when we are done with our song, who will get the biggest hand?

 Riverbottom Nightmare Band!
 Who?
 Riverbottom Nightmare Band!

7.
I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day in the morning 
They sailed into Bethlehem On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day They sailed into Bethlehem On Christmas Day in the morning 
All the bells on Earth shall ring On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day All the bells on Earth shall ring On Christmas Day in the morning 
All the souls on earth shall sing On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day All the souls on earth shall sing On Christmas Day in the morning 
Let us all rejoice again On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Let us all rejoice again On Christmas Day in the morning 
I saw three ships I saw three ships 
I saw three ships On Christmas morning On Christmas morning On Christmas morning On Christmas morning

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Your cyber-monday is now MANGLED MONDAY!!!

Mangled Carpenter are setting a new holiday music standard for grind with this NEWLY remastered blaring, additional bonus track having, completely redone bass thumping Christmas record "A Very Mangled Christmas."

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'Tis the season to GRIND!!!

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released November 25, 2022

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